Ms.Matchsticks and the creative ways to go to hell

Nah-ha. Not today.

Today is going to be good. Ms.Matchsticks almost said it out loud while stepping off her messy bed. She liked messy beds. Reminds her of the dreams she loves so much.

She really doesn't like breakfast. Why? Because it just takes very long to make it. Creative way number one. She's definitely going to hell for that. But, Ms.Matchsticks love her AC/DC playing out while she showers. Especially, 'Highway to hell'.

Last time someone told her to go to hell, she responded with; ' Been there and said hi to Mother from you'. That generally gains her a good amount of swears. But, it is so worth it.

Ms.Matchstick always believed that the journey we take to the road to hell, should and always must be a memorable one. Maybe that explains her constant search for self-destruction with penis holders. Who knows after all.

Ms.Matchstick loves that old lady at the steps of the train station. To the world, that lady was a beggar, but to her, she was the best part of her day. But, today she didn't wait long, got the lady her day's food and had to bugger off to get the train.

Oh! That is not going to get Ms.Matchsticks a ticket to hell. She is being nice today.

But, what really takes you to hell, Ms.Matchsticks wondered while being pushed by a reasonable large boned lady.

Breaking a heart. Yes! Definitely breaking that earns you Satin's praise.

Ms.Matchsticks called him, just to hear that familiar voice. He, as usual, replied with his only words he knew from the English dictionary; 'Go to hell'.

She replied; 'Sorry! Still waiting on Satin to lift the restraining order on me'. 

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