Mrs.Whiskers Sees Everything - Run Ms.Matchsticks !

Sorry! Sorry!

Today was different. Ms. Matchsticks was in no mood for the usual tantrums. She was running late and nobody but nobody would understand the female anatomy of being in a hurry. She's feisty, she is always ready to punch if you get in her way. Except that guy. That guy is ... well he is allowed to be a bastard.

As Ms.Matchsticks gathered her morning papers and was ready to step out, Mrs Whisker's let her know today is going to pretty darn weird.


Yeah! There goes Mrs.Whiskers. Warning her about the fantastic few. Always thinking when will Ms.Matchsticks show up. Will she look beautiful? Would her voice still spell out love? 

No! No time for that now. Ms.Matchsticks is late. So, so late. 

She walked by her lane, hoping to get the vehicle on time and that's when she saw a pan whopping his penis out near the drain to take a leak. Ah! Public urination. The natural sport of the East. 

So, Ms.Matchsticks thought! She gets told off if her bra strap shows but penis holders can whoop their penis out in broad day light to take a leak? 

Hmm interesting! 

Move along boys. Nothing to see here. 

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